A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of *censored*.
The doctor told him that he couldn't prescribe him a double dose. 'Why
asked the man.'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.
'But I need it really bad,' said the man.'Well, why do you need it so
badly?' asked the doctor.
The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will
be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday.
Can't you see? I must have a double dose.'
The doctor finally relented saying, 'Okay, I'll give it to you, but you
to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there were
any side effects.'
On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?'
The man said, 'No one showed up....
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