Funny application form

HAHA~ HAHA~
Why the boss fainted when see the form filled by the interviewee ?


Funny Application Form

Name : Ah Boy

Age : Still young

Sex : Never. Still under age

Religion : I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before

Race : I love to race, how you know?

Nationality : I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo

IC Number : 6735

Telephone number : House no telephone

Hand phone number : 3310

Address : Penang Jelutong

City : Nor Haliza?

Postcode : I never post anything

State : In my family, I am 2nd

Country : I love to travel to Canada

Marriage status : Secret

Email Address : Hotmail

Education Background : My teacher said not bad

Working experience : Last time got sell pirated VCD

Father's name : Daddy

Father's IC : You ask him

Mother's name : Mummy

Mother's IC : You ask her

Current Salary : Depends on my daddy mood

Expected Salary : As much as you can pay

When can start work : Depends on my mood

Highest qualification : Ya, very high

Grade : Ya, very high

College/University : College

Signature : Can I use chop?
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Malaysian and Singaporean English

This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numbers!
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean........

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1. Cool!

This was what he came up with...

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I felt 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 ! and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
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