Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a
bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes; father."
Priest: "Like this?(as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you
know where"
Priest: "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what
"into her"you know where")
Girl: "YES FATHER ;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"
Priest: "(after a few minutes)Thats no reason to call
him a son of a bitch"
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!
Priest: "SHIT! THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
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