10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in the black market over
here.
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps
on your feet.
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthetic.....why don't you
try it again?
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you??
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the Seafood dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of rotting carcasses. We
occasionally also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
many years.
Stupid Question:- Oh my gosh ...you have grown so much!
Answer:- Well, you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When you announce your wedding, and someone asks...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's
just the money i'm after.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer:- oh yes. i'm now talking to you in my sleep.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your
mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No, it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke!
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle.... it was a piece of chalk and now
it's in flames!!!
Have a nice day~!
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