Be Strong

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A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple
in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on
the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just
give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is
probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if
we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

I told him where to find it.
Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

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Really Funny Stuff Fan on October 19, 2009 at 5:03 PM said...

HAhah, loved that one! Excellent story, really funny!

Sorcerer on December 11, 2009 at 7:58 PM said...

awesome story..

Car Loan Calculator on December 22, 2010 at 11:37 AM said...

hahahaha....funny job....

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cool post

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