African client

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The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a
sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very
important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him.
Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she
remembers what her boss told her, don't
reject the guy outright.

So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from
wanting to marry her. After a few minutes, the woman says to the
man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want
my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching
200-carat diamond tiara."

The African king pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and
says, "No problem! I have. I have."

Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the
man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a
vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best
wine country in France."

The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone
and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the
woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."

Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows
that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think
and finally she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints
her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like
sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."

The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and
rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African

Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head,
looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I

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