Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

Something for a laugh for the weekend!
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>> Would you like something to drink?
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>> Reasons why I never visit my rich friend
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>> Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me
>> and .
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>> Question: "What would you like to have Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
>> Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
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>> Answer: " Tea please"
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>> Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
>> Honeybush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
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>> Answer: "Ceylon tea "
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>> Question: "How would you like it ? black or white ?
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>> Answer: "white"
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>> Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
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>> Answer: "With milk "
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>> Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
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>> Answer: "With cow's milk please.
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>> Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
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>> Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "
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>> Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
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>> Answer: "With sugar"
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>> Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
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>> Answer: "Cane sugar "
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>> Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
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>> Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water
>> instead."
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>> Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
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>> Answer: "Mineral water"
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>> Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
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>> Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst "

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