Be Strong

A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple
in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on
the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just
give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is
probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if
we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

I told him where to find it.
Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
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Funny stuff of babies

(this is not a logic story, its just meant for laugh, and thats it!)

a new mother just gave birth to a twins, and start brestfeed them.but few days passes, the two babies realise that they are lack of milk supplies for them, so problem must be solved, they are thinking ways to kill each other. As both babies thought out of same idea, they both get some poison cream and polish onto the nipple when their mothers were assleep hoping to kill. and guess what? which baby is gonna die? at last! the result came out in the morning...

...their father is found dead...
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